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Shitty gig?

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  • Started 2 years ago by Breakfastime
  • Latest reply from Steelbones

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  1. Well, yesterday's gig was actually pretty cool. We played in the parking lot of a bicycle shop (actually, 'my' bicycle shop from the old neighborhood)and there were a lot of people there. Some cool bands, mostly noise/metal/punk sounds, except for US, that is. Two kegs of beer lasted for almost the whole party.

    There is a group called the Black Label Bicycle Club, and they build thes tall bikes and then have jousting matches on them. Crazy. Also, a pinyata full of beer, candy, condoms, etc (which was smashed by a blindfolded guy...on a bicycle)

    The KAOS radio people were out there, (it was a benefit for this tiny underground radio station) as well as lots of bicycle people and lots of punk rockers.

    So what was it a 'shitty' gig? The singer in one of the other bands ("War Cola")stepped to the side of the 'stage' during their set, dropped his pants, and ...took a dump. Gross. The really sad part is...it wasn't the first time I've witnessed such an event at a punk rock show. Gross...just really...gross.

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  2. Steelbones
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    Yeah, that's pretty fucking sick.

    Worst thing I've seen at a gig was at a party in a local nightclub, where there was a free buffet serving chinese-style food.
    Anyway there was a local woman (who I know personally, but not in the biblical sense), who decided she wasn't getting enough male attention, so she picked up a chicken drumstick (which was coated with some kind of spicy stuff), hoisted up her skirt and started masturbating with it. I'm talking full penetration here.

    Cutting a long story short neither she nor the drumstick got eaten that night.

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  3. Fuckin' hell. You guys are hanging in the wrong circles, thats for damn sure.

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  4. ........
    i cant find words to describe what my reaction was to the second one....

    the first isnt too bad, GG Allin anyone?
    but damn....that second one....

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  5. Never had a woman masturbate with a drumstick (spicy or otherwise) at a gig...yet.
    But i do recall one night in Little Rock when one of the local, uh...'women of the evening' did display here wares most prominently to us guys while we were onstage.
    Cheap thrills.

    GG Allin was one of the folks who I've witnessed pooping onstage. He was a helluva guy.

    This guy the other day...he was just a lunkhead/mohawk kid who had to poop, and didn't have enough sense to step around the side of the building.

    I've pooped onstage many a time, but only in the musical sense.

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  6. Steelbones
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    Henry said, "Fuckin' hell. You guys are hanging in the wrong circles, thats for damn sure."

    But bikers pay so well, that's the trouble.

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