I reckon these Icelandic types hibernate pretty much continuously from October til April, that's why we haven't seen them around much.
BT and all the other damyankees are all too busy dodging the draft, or drilling for oil, and the Brits are too depressed to talk.
"So where do you fit in?" I hear you ask......
I'm just a figment of your imagination.........which explains why you're so bad at creative writing.......