http://andrymi.com/community/ Andrymi, a collection of music nerds Topic: Shitty gig? en Tue, 07 Sep 2010 07:27:14 +0000 http://andrymi.com/community/topic/shitty-gig#post-421 Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:19:37 +0000 Steelbones 421@http://andrymi.com/community/ <p>Henry said, "Fuckin' hell. You guys are hanging in the wrong circles, thats for damn sure."</p> <p>But bikers pay so well, that's the trouble. </p> http://andrymi.com/community/topic/shitty-gig#post-414 Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:11:05 +0000 Breakfastime 414@http://andrymi.com/community/ <p>Never had a woman masturbate with a drumstick (spicy or otherwise) at a gig...yet.<br /> But i do recall one night in Little Rock when one of the local, uh...'women of the evening' did display here wares most prominently to us guys while we were onstage.<br /> Cheap thrills.</p> <p>GG Allin was one of the folks who I've witnessed pooping onstage. He was a helluva guy.</p> <p>This guy the other day...he was just a lunkhead/mohawk kid who had to poop, and didn't have enough sense to step around the side of the building.</p> <p>I've pooped onstage many a time, but only in the musical sense. </p> http://andrymi.com/community/topic/shitty-gig#post-413 Sun, 23 Sep 2007 23:12:57 +0000 HonkyTonkSamurai 413@http://andrymi.com/community/ <p>........<br /> i cant find words to describe what my reaction was to the second one....</p> <p>the first isnt too bad, GG Allin anyone?<br /> but damn....that second one.... </p> http://andrymi.com/community/topic/shitty-gig#post-412 Sun, 23 Sep 2007 22:52:20 +0000 henry 412@http://andrymi.com/community/ <p>Fuckin' hell. You guys are hanging in the wrong circles, thats for damn sure. </p> http://andrymi.com/community/topic/shitty-gig#post-411 Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:43:01 +0000 Steelbones 411@http://andrymi.com/community/ <p>Yeah, that's pretty fucking sick.</p> <p>Worst thing I've seen at a gig was at a party in a local nightclub, where there was a free buffet serving chinese-style food.<br /> Anyway there was a local woman (who I know personally, but not in the biblical sense), who decided she wasn't getting enough male attention, so she picked up a chicken drumstick (which was coated with some kind of spicy stuff), hoisted up her skirt and started masturbating with it. I'm talking full penetration here.</p> <p>Cutting a long story short neither she nor the drumstick got eaten that night. </p> http://andrymi.com/community/topic/shitty-gig#post-410 Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:30:46 +0000 Breakfastime 410@http://andrymi.com/community/ <p>Well, yesterday's gig was actually pretty cool. We played in the parking lot of a bicycle shop (actually, 'my' bicycle shop from the old neighborhood)and there were a lot of people there. Some cool bands, mostly noise/metal/punk sounds, except for US, that is. Two kegs of beer lasted for almost the whole party.</p> <p>There is a group called the Black Label Bicycle Club, and they build thes tall bikes and then have jousting matches on them. Crazy. Also, a pinyata full of beer, candy, condoms, etc (which was smashed by a blindfolded guy...on a bicycle)</p> <p>The KAOS radio people were out there, (it was a benefit for this tiny underground radio station) as well as lots of bicycle people and lots of punk rockers.</p> <p>So what was it a 'shitty' gig? The singer in one of the other bands ("War Cola")stepped to the side of the 'stage' during their set, dropped his pants, and ...took a dump. Gross. The really sad part is...it wasn't the first time I've witnessed such an event at a punk rock show. Gross...just really...gross. </p>